Check All Sharp Objects at the Door

Thank goodness for homeowners’ quirks—looking at real estate would be a lot less fun without them.

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Home of the Sardine family.

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Now we know whether the carpet matches the drapes.

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Moved-in-ready.

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Then again, everything is relative.

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Maybe it scares the birds away.

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Speaking of which….

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Anyone have any Monistat 7?

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World’s Largest Scrunchie.

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The citrus diet: low-fat, high-fiber, and no utensils necessary.

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Attack of the false eyelashes!

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Please let that not be the lady of the house.

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More “Interesting Choices”:
••• I Spy… Homer Simpson!
••• Cooking With the Smurfs
••• Please Don’t Splash the Art

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